“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
I plan on reblogging the shit out of this until we get to 1000 notes. Our precious unfairly hated Queen deserves at least a 1000 notes. Don’t you agree?
This deserves 10,000 notes….
Do we dare?
Oh, we frigging dare…
LETS DO IT EVIL REGELS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO