❝KisS mE oNE moR3 timE❞

This earth belongs to anyone who stops for a moment, gazes & goes on their way. ♀☯♂
Hey I am Madison 15, Australian. I can be shy, weird, random, and quirky. i like pretty much anyone unless there acting like a complete bitch

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

lord-of-this-world:

Joan Rivers was to comedy what Margaret Thatcher was to politics

  • Yeah, really fucking good at her job in a field that women historically have had a really hard time in.
  • Shit-talked after her death by people too stupid to appreciate her.
  • Not an over-emotional child like all her detractors.

saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
  • beyoncebeytwice:

    i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

    budvveiser:

    do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

    aureat:

    if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years

    edwad:

    which boob is the clitoris

    n0t-quite-n0rmal:

    deansass:

    my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

    I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
    we really need more teachers like this